I Want You to Like Me
By
John Paul Allen
I wrote a book. That’s what my being here is all about, the
reason Free Book Dude was nice enough to ask if I was interested in doing a
book tour. This is actually my second tour. For those who might remember, I
spent a week promoting the Fresh Blood, Old Bones anthology back in December. I
had a choice and instead of plugging something solely mine I decided to hype
something I was a part of – not completely - just to see how it went. It must
have turned out fine, because I’m back.
How this whole thing works: I write a clever blog, you read
it, it makes you click the link where you check out my book, you buy it, I
become rich, and I quit my day job. I’m here to promote a product … actually
two products: my book and also me. You’re not going to read what I wrote unless
you like me.
So in my quest to be liked, let’s go back to the steps of
the plan where it reads that you make me rich. That’s humor, possibly bad humor
- total nonsense for your entertainment none the less. If every person reading
this, every person who reads the other three blogs I write this week, every
person facebook friend (4,000 plus), and
all those following me on Twitter bought my book it wouldn’t make me rich. It
would of course allow me to eat better, but that’s not financial security. The
point I’m getting at is that I do not write blogs, post on facebook, tweet, or
go to mega social media websites because of money. If that were the case, there
would be thousands of less offering by almost as many writers and you’d be
content with those names you already know. Oh and you’d probably be paying a
hell of a lot more for your reading material.
Still I need you to like me enough to learn more about my
writing and if not for the money – why? Because it’s what I do best – least
that’s what I’ve been told, and I want to share it with others. That’s why most
of us do it, and those who are fed by dreams of riches are new to the business.
Nine years ago, in the midst of a happy existence, I fell into writing. Unlike
many who say they dreamed of this all of their lives, I didn’t. Hell, I didn’t
even read horror and now I’ve got several frightening tales available with
every major ebook supplier in the world. In 2002 I wrote a story for a college
class and people liked it enough for me to reconsider my life purpose. A year
later my first novel, Gifted Trust, was released and I was hooked to this
genre.
Not convinced yet? Understandable – so let’s go slow (baby
steps):
First read my free short story, House Guest, at http://tinyurl.com/cq779wa and get a feel of my style. You’ll see from the reviews that it’s loved
and hated by many and my work might not be for you.
Second, if you want to read more, look at Gifted
Trust-Revised Edition, http://tinyurl.com/a8bw9bm and click on the cover (left side
of page). You can read most of the first five chapters. Warning: My work is not
for everyone. GT is pretty violent and there is sexual content, but if what you
read interests you then I’m asking that you consider reading the entire book.
That’s it – like me yet? If not then check out my
facebook page, www.facebook.com/absoluteallen and become a friend. Reading me is not a requirement – many of my
friends don’t, but if you do I promise you won’t forget it.
Thanks for reading this far. I’d also like to thank
the folks with Free Book Dude for the many things they’ve done for me and other
writers. Check them out at: http://www.freebookdude.com and also Dave Dinsmore and Biting Dog Publications who has supported me
and other writers over the last decade. Their link is
http://www.bitingdogpress.com
More about John Paul Allen:
John Paul Allen refers to himself as a
Semi-Complete Unknown. That said, his popularity seems to be growing.
"It's all material." Allen says when asked where his ideas come from.
"Life is the best source, and nothing is off limits."
What He Writes: Stories without borders. John Paul
Allen is known for crossing lines and warns readers, "Nothing is off
limits, if it edifies a story. If you want safe, there's a lot of that being
offered. I expect my readers to go beyond the content, in order to enjoy the
story."
Gifted Trust Book Blurb
In 1930 Max Belote, a Dallas literary agent, heard
the voice of Virago. “Tell her, just be good,” it whispered and he’d repeat
before mutilating or killing his victim. Wanting to stop the evil entity inside
him, Max ended his life. In 1970 convicted serial murderer Jeffrey Michael
Roberts also heard the words, and until his execution he fulfilled its desires.
In 2003 Virago spoke to Edward Paine, a high school teacher, who sought help to
destroy the creature within. One soul, three lives, and the evil entity that
commands them.
Death is not the end... It’s a brief interruption.
Join indie author John Paul Allen as he follows
the voices in his head around the internet. They will talk about his book Gifted
Trust, share some insights into the workings of a twisted mind and
hold an awesome book giveaway.
Gifted
Trust Tour Stop List
March 25 – Earth's Book Nook – Guest
Post from John Paul Allen
March 26 – The
Blog World of Kat Yares – Guest Post from John Paul Allen
March 27 – The Dead Centre – Guest Post
from John Paul Allen
March 28 – My Cozie Corner – Review
of Gifted Trust
March 29 – Huw Thomas – Guest Post
from John Paul Allen
March 29 – Timothy Dean's Pirate Radio – LIVE
Interview with John Paul Allen
March 30 – The FlipSide of Julianne –
Excerpt from Gifted Trust
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